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Lovely weather to be out in the woods! But that meant that there were fewer litterpickers than we’d have hoped for. Nevertheless we had three of the most experienced of our volunteers in fine form and ready to deal with the usual assortment of detritus that can spoil the area for many.

As usual we started off together, aiming in the same general direction but ensuring maximum efficiency by dealing with our own preferred areas and not getting in each other’s way.

Thanks to the efforts of a few OWLs who also do their own litterpicking sessions, along with the increasing numbers of considerate users of the woods who put their litter in the rubbish sacks provided, there was less litter than usual for our volunteers to deal with.

We noticed a lot more condoms than usual (Viagra available over the counter? Spring? Longer days?), but less lube sachets than we would usually see (and a lot more shitty tissues – are the two connected?!).

Not everyone is considerate. Surely it’s as easy to throw tissues in the rubbish sack as it is to throw them on the ground? Maybe this is an indicator of those who advertise for ‘dirty sex’?! Maybe it’s a way of marking territory?

Whatever we come across we deal with. We’ve seen it all before and have probably dealt with it all before.

As if it was planned we all converged back at the car park for refreshments at about the same time.

Then on for more, working our way through the woods to the east of the car park.

We’ve experimented with a new technique of putting a second rubbish sack inside the sacks we staple to trees in ‘hot spots’. It’s working well as it is much easier to lift out a complete sack than to try to invert a fixed one to empty it!

We reckon we covered most of the hot spots. We had to leave one undealt with because it was in use for some ‘action’. We try not to be nosey, but a quick glance showed some very athletic action going on – all credit to the guys!

Finally (well, not quite finally!) back to the car park to staple and tie the bags, put them beside the road ready for collection and take the obligatory picture of today’s lineup of sacks.

But one of our number needed to do the subsequent quality control cruise around the woods, and especially to check on the nude sunbathing area. (for directions click here.). There were two more sacksful of general and recyclable rubbish there to add to today’s tally. So overall, the equivalent of 6 sacks of recycling and 11 of general rubbish.

 (Please note, we respect everyone’s right to anonymity and only show pics of those willing to have them posted. No inferences should be drawn from anyone’s participation in an OWL litterpicking session)

Not the best weather but nevertheless eight stalwarts, including two new members, turned up to remove as much litter, and especially sexual debris, as possible.

Some of us know the ‘hotspots’ very well, and for others they were new (or so they claimed!).

It was the usual plan of attack with everyone moving in the same general direction, sometimes working alone

sometimes in twos and threes

and sometimes meeting together in larger groups to review progress.

Despite an invitation for other cruisers to join us for a hot drink no one did. The refreshment break is always a good opportunity to catch up on news and have a few laughs.

Lots of the hotspots were in their usual, rather tacky, state. It is surprising how quickly a mucky area can look much smarter.

Given how long it was since our last full litterpick there was less litter than we had expected. Partly due to the weather not being the best weather for less enthusiastic cruisers, partly due to others having done some litterpicking (thank you) and partly due to more and more guys putting their litter in the bins and bags provided (thank you).

It was a good total haul for the day – the equivalent of 15 sacks of recyclable bits and pieces and 25 sacks of general litter.

Thanks to all who took part. We hope to see you again in May!

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This particular species of OWL usually hibernates from December until April each year. But a Red/Amber alarm call had gone out! There was an annoyingly large amount of sexual debris around the cruising area only a few weeks after our last OWL clean up. So it was time to, temporarily at least, come out of hibernation.

It was decided that action was needed and the three longest-serving OWLS met up for an informal litterpick.

Experienced and talented they got to work promptly. As OWLS we believe that the less sexual debris there is in the cruising area then the fewer complaints there will be and the more likely it is that cruising will continue, uninterrupted by the threats of ‘enforcement’ which have been made in the past by the authorities.

For some of us it was frustrating to see so much needless litter. We know that many more guys are being considerate in ensuring that they take their litter away or put it in a bin or bag. So we don’t really understand why, when it is usually so simple, guys chuck their sexual debris on the ground. Is it to mark their territory? Is it to give an obvious sign that that’s where the action takes place?

Which looks better? This?              

Tissues and wipes – oh dear!

Or this:                                 

More pleasant to look at?

Those sexual health messages are still getting through apparently! Lube helps to prevent damage and potentially makes fucking more fun. Water based lube should be used with latex condoms. There was plenty of evidence of condoms being used. And there was some evidence of water-based lube, although some seemed to have been around for a while.

More tissues hung in the bushes?! WTF?

Before

 After a bit of litterpicking:                           

After

Surely the view in the second picture above draws less attention, and is much nicer than the first?!

Not sure why, with a rubbish sack placed so conveniently, so much is thrown on the ground. However, recently one committed cruiser was seen making sure that when he unloaded it went in the rubbish sack – that really is above the call of duty!

Just the right height to receive a big load!

We often find interesting, unusual or strange things during OWL litterpicks. Today’s theme seemed to be discarded wallets. Two of them in different places, with both containing personal and important cards. But no money, suggesting that they had been discarded by pick-pockets. Details are in the ‘News’ section and OWL hope the owners can be reunited with their wallets.

Two wise OWLs

Despite the wallets it had been a good session. Eleven rubbish sacks of sexual debris and eleven of recycling.

Twenty Two Full Sacks

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The last OWL (OUT With Litter) litterpick of 2018 and we couldn’t complain about the weather.

Four willing volunteers to start with, then five and eventually six at the end.  Following our usual route for three of us, and with one heading for an area he was particularly keen to work on, we headed forth, not exactly treading in each others’ footsteps, but certainly seeking the places where the action had been.

One’s an Elf but is the other goblin’?!

We are so used to this that it was easy working as a team, using a technique where all of the cruising areas were visited and all of the hotspots removed of their load of condoms, condom foils, lube sachets, tissues and wipes.   

It was good to have such fine working conditions.Although the ground covering was different to that for the equivalent day in 2017.Eventually we met up with Team member number 4.Then it was time for refreshments – for today’s litterpick traditionally including a Christmas theme – mulled wine (excellent) and some very tasty Waitrose mince pies. There were mixed views on the Heston Blumenthal Cherry and Chocolate ones, but who can’t resist a mince in the woods at Christmas?! In any case, the refreshments were much-appreciated – as well as being significantly alcoholic.Then onto more of the same with two groups heading in entirely different directions, both keen to ensure that a thorough clean was done during this, our last litterpick for a few months (these OWLs hibernate from now until April).We were again pleased that much less litter is being left strewn around and far more use is being made of the various black rubbish sacks OWL has left strategically-convenient for post-shag detritus drop-off.Finally it was back to base, seal the rubbish sacks and stack them creatively ready for collection.

Sorry to say it but this really was a rubbish Christmas Tree

Fifteen sacks of recyclable litter (bottles and cans) and eighteen of general rubbish including the sexual detritus we’d set off to prioritise.

An excellent day’s work to finish this season.Thanks to everyone who has taken part in an OWL litterpick during 2018. And best wishes for the Festive Season to all who use the woods – for whatever reason!

 (Please note, we respect everyone’s right to anonymity and only show pics of those willing to have them posted. No inferences should be drawn from anyone’s participation in an OWL litterpicking session)